December 2011
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I had to leave the qantas lounge aw
i’m going to cry
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wow now I am in the qantas club lounge with my uncle and everything is FREE I am living the LIFE man
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omg live update we are in the duty free of the airport (omg heaVeN DoNT GET ME STARtED tBh) and the perfume section is the size of a small european country and mum wont let me look for flowerbomb by viktor and rolf Because we “don’t have time” h8 LIFE :-(((((((((
“You poked me in the boob.”
– my six-year-old sister
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you guys!!!!! i just realised that i am going to china today aka THE PlACE WhERE VOGuE CHiNa IS MaDE AND DoESNT COST $26272781 LiKE IT DOES in AUSTRALiA YAy OMg ok bye xoxo
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I’m in SYdNEY now xoxo and and and omg I got the best wheelie suitcase bag for christmas it is REd And s snakeskin and wow hello what is ur name my name is ANNa wInToUR xoxo kiss kiss couture
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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guess what i have a friend who is greek and his surname is actually souvlakis
i r l
s o u v l a k i s
senorgemma asked: hey i saw you in harpers bazaar and i showed my mum and she was like wow gemma you're a blogger too why can't you get in magazines and then i said it was her (my mums) fault for not being cool enoug and then idk anyway where is every part of your outfit from in the pic i love it
http://odianne.tumblr.com/post/14793695432/lol-hey-... →
lol i made a video in case you didn’t see it or w/e smh at myself irl tbh
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wolfkids asked: you are so pretty ugh i want to die
Anonymous asked: are you aussie or english? your accent sounds so posh
Anonymous asked: are you wealthy?
“Why would anyone read this magazine? It’s just pictures of people with...”
– eleven year old boy sitting in my room reading my vogue italia
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omg this girl who goes to my school’s mum died a few months ago and she made a really nice christmasy post about heaven etc but like
she said angle multiple times
Instead of angel
and like omg i keep imagine an acute angle like looking down on us from heaven and omg i need to be euthanised HER MUM DIED it is a nice and sentimental message but angle o m f g
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omg charlotte free accepted my friend request let the judgement begin tbh omg “charlotte u r my idol omg this picture of a sunset reminds me of ur hair xoxoxo” “charlotte i believe in aliens too xxxooxo” “omg charlotte ur the best ur so perfect i am gay lol” omg smh @ the human race tbh MERRY CHRISTMAS
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i like christmas because everyone is happy so the happy people don’t have to feel sorry for all the sad people and everyone can just eat things
me: and my friend was like-
friend: what friend
me:
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friend:
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me: I DIDN'T MEET THEM ONLINE WE USED TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER AND THEN THEY MOVED TO ANTARCTICA FACEBOOK RECONNECTED US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS
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aw a boy texted me who doesn’t have facial deformities i wonder who put him up to this
gentle-insomnia asked: smh zia u just got trolled by the Internet oh dear
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excessive tagging is the BANE of my exISTENCE
